Wake me up!

Papa(to Mama): Please wake me up at 6 in the morning,for I have to catch the early morning bus.
L: Mama, no need to wake him up . I will wake up at 6 and call him up.
G:Mama,please wake me up at 6 in the morning. I will wake Papa up when u do so.

Chiken??

Grandma 1: Oh dear! I thot I would die of Chikungunya last year.

Grandma 2: Really?? Me too, even I was laid down by Chikungunya last year.
G(overhearing the whole episode) asks me softly: Mama, can u give me some Chikungunya?
The whole crowd burst out laughing.